VIDEO: Man claiming to be from ‘Planet Zoltron’ charges sheriff’s cruiser, jumps into and smashes windshield

MUSKEGON COUNTY, Mich. — A shirtless man carrying a four-foot metal pipe charged a Muskegon County Sheriff’s Office cruiser Sunday night and smashed the windshield, according to the Muskegon Chronicle. The whole thing was caught on video.

Calquan Dion Burr (Credit: Muskegon County Jail website)

Calquan Dion Burr (Credit: Muskegon County Jail website)

Authorities said the deputy had no time to react when the man charged the cruiser and jumped into the windshield.

Deputies said the man, later identified as Calquan Dion Burr, appeared to be “under the influence of mind-altering drugs.”

One witness who saw Burr prior to the incident with the cruiser said the man appeared to be “drunk or high and was talking about seeing blue orbits.”

To make matters weirder, deputies say Burr claimed he was from the “Planet Zoltron” and that his father sent him. He also claimed he could have “tackled that car and could have crushed it if he wanted to,” according to the police report.

Burr was placed in the Muskegon County Jail for the incident. He also had warrants out for his arrest for failing to register as a sex offender and for being a habitual offender.

4 comments

  • ratfink

    okay so all this hubbub about the world cup has got the old gears spinning and this story and possible satan/god/pookong/boognish, has delivered a message unto me. let’s have a drug olympics, meaning you take pcp, coke, lsd, reds, whites and other “performance” enhancers too compete in various activities. the best would be the grand melee finisher. i always have wanted to see if a mma fighter could take down a person, who is in the full throes of pcp. i think the pcp would win. pay per view or maybe a world star channel? hey high pointers, what do you say. we need something to replace the market and frighten the hell out of the college bought town elders.

    • sinner 3

      You should run your concept show by Spike TV or Fox be great follow up to the Duck crowd as well on A&E !

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