Man calls police because lover was ‘snoring like a train’
WAUKESHA, Wis. — It wasn’t exactly assault with a deadly weapon, but for a Wisconsin man, his lover’s loud snoring was enough to warrant a call to the police.
According to WSOC, a City of Waukesha police report stated that the man called 911 earlier this week to remove a woman from his bed because she was “snoring like a train.”
When the man initially called for help, he told the dispatcher that he wasn’t sure how the woman got into his apartment.
But he later admitted to police that he let the woman in willingly.
His story changed again when the police arrived.
The man, who police say was in an “extremely intoxicated state,” told them he invited the woman over, enjoyed some drinks, “had relations” and then fell asleep.
The woman later admitted to be suffering from sleep apnea when she was awakened by the police.
Officers settled the matter by asking the man to sleep on his couch and work the issue out on his own in the morning.