Utah man uses obituary to confess indiscretions
Val Patterson (Courtesy AP / Starks Funeral Home)
Patterson died from throat cancer on July 10. KSL-TV reports he wrote his own death notice in the first person last fall.
The light-hearted obituary published in the Salt Lake Tribune also includes a confession to stealing a business’ safe. He wrote: “As it turns out, I AM the guy who stole the safe from the Motor View Drive Inn back in June, 1971.”
His widow, Mary Jane, told KSL-TV the confessions are true.
Source: The Associated Press